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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I’m Sara/Hello_Nurse and this is the stuff that makes me laugh, giggle, snort, chuckle, and sometimes use my brain on occasion. Mostly it’s stuff that makes me sit here and scratch my head in WTF wonder.</description><title>Mouse Unicorn vz. Ninja Chicken Snatch</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hellonurse)</generator><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Idiot</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I got home early today from class and got all excited about 2 huge boxes waiting for me on my back steps.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What was in them?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who sent me something in such huge boxes?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow! YAY!  Something to open instead of studying!! :D&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Nope…. they belong TWO HOUSES DOWN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How confused was the UPS man that he couldn’t read the address right? There is a large visual difference between 304 and 310. Right?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263647187</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263647187</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:06:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>365 Days Older...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dude — it’s 2 years younger than me so it’s freaking AWESOME!!!  I still feel like a kid playing grown-up and I wonder when that feeling goes away.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/post/263635359/365-days-older" target="_blank"&gt;idrvfast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263632717/365-days-older" target="_blank"&gt;hellonurse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Happiest of birthday wishes to you!! Hope it’s a good one!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/post/263501766/365-days-older" target="_blank"&gt;idrvfast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is it wrong that my wife managed to say Happy Birthday to me today on Facebook, but not in person?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Thank you! 32 is the new 13 right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263641756</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263641756</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:59:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>365 Days Older...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Happiest of birthday wishes to you!! Hope it’s a good one!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://idrvfast.tumblr.com/post/263501766/365-days-older" target="_blank"&gt;idrvfast&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Is it wrong that my wife managed to say Happy Birthday to me today on Facebook, but not in person?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263632717</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/263632717</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:48:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Many of you know my girlfriend, Julie.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://monkeyfrog.tumblr.com/post/262182166/many-of-you-know-my-girlfriend-julie" target="_blank"&gt;monkeyfrog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.texburgher.com/post/262179487/many-of-you-know-my-girlfriend-julie" target="_blank"&gt;texburgher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If you do, you already know something of why I love her. Her affability and vivaciousness are infectious, and that’s hard not to love. That those traits point to her deep compassion for people is probably no surprise, but you might not know about the happily selfless dedication she brings to spreading that compassion around.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This summer, after spontaneously giving her umbrella to a stranger caught in a sudden downpour, she had an idea. Simply put, she wondered if she could start a viral campaign to encourage random acts of kindness. She imagined the stranger with her new umbrella, bewildered about her good fortune and perhaps inspired to pay the favor forward - potentially touching off a chain reaction of random, generous acts. So the idea for “&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;Here You Go&lt;/a&gt;” was born.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As a surprise in August, I bought Julie 50 umbrellas and conspired with a mutual friend to print and stamp custom postcards to affix to the umbrellas. Reflecting the vision Julie had described, each postcard carried a message gently nudging the recipient to do something in kind for another stranger - to pay forward the favor they’d been done. We conducted what became a little pilot program with those 50 umbrellas. Julie handed some out, as did I. To my delight, my kids wanted to get in on the action too, and felt great each time they convinced a stranger to accept an umbrella. It was fantastic fun, and beautiful to see the recipients’ reactions go from wariness and confusion to surprise and open gratitude. Our thirst was whetted, and we decided to try to scale our little homegrown charity.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In October, we received a grant from &lt;a href="http://www.sproutfund.org" target="_blank"&gt;The Sprout Fund&lt;/a&gt;, a very highly regarded Pittsburgh nonprofit dedicated to funding projects that enrich and deepen the cultural life of our community. Being naive fundraisers, however, we applied for exactly what we needed to execute the scaled version of the project - and we received just over half. Very exciting stuff! 6 months ago, we never would have imagined receiving a $3000 grant from The Sprout Fund! But it left us with a curious problem: In order to execute the project, we now need to raise an additional $2500 on our own.     &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s why I’m writing this today. I’m asking for a donation to &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go/backers/new" target="_blank"&gt;help us reach our goal of raising an additional $2500&lt;/a&gt; to conduct a full-scale version of our umbrella program. We’re conducting our entire campaign online, through the incredible &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com" target="_blank"&gt;Kickstarter&lt;/a&gt; website.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;In the last two weeks, we’ve received pledges from &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go/backers" target="_blank"&gt;50 backers&lt;/a&gt;, totally over $1600 in pledged funding! Many of your reading this are among those 50, and I cannot thank you enough for your pledge. We’re almost to our goal!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But there’s one crucial caveat: IN ORDER TO RECEIVE ANY OF THE PLEDGED DONATIONS, WE HAVE TO REACH OUR GOAL OF RAISING $2500 BY DECEMBER 7TH. You read that right, it’s all or nothing with this campaign. And it’s brilliant - because if we succeed, we will succeed &lt;u&gt;completely&lt;/u&gt;. But we’re still $900 away from reaching our goal, and we need all the help we can get.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is where you come in, and timing is absolutely critical. Please &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;check out our project’s Kickstarter page&lt;/a&gt;. Watch the video of Julie explaining the project. (She does a better job in 60 seconds than I could in 100 emails or blog posts.) Then, please make a donation if you can. Any amount gets us closer to our goal, so don’t feel like a $10 or $20 donation isn’t enough to matter. Because IT ALL MATTERS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, thanks for reading this. I’m sorry if it was kind of long. I know I have a problem. Here’s where I stop typing though, and hopefully where you &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;start clicking&lt;/a&gt;. Thank you so much for any help you’re able to give. And please forward this plea to anyone you think may be interested and willing to help.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br/&gt;Geoff&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;Here You Go on Kickstarter&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901754761/here-you-go&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/262216920</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/262216920</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:53:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhh</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktupf4T7hO1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261524253</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261524253</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:23:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>un:

(via hardgucci)
for hellonurse

I’m totally gonna...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrkye8GZL1qzcwdmo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://un.tumblr.com/post/261514098/via-hardgucci-for-hellonurse" target="_blank"&gt;un&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://hardgucci.tumblr.com/post/259375348/via-dec-2chan-net" target="_blank"&gt;hardgucci&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for &lt;a href="http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;hellonurse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m totally gonna rock those pigtails for you while I bang my head!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261515545</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261515545</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:16:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“I like Chinese
They only come up to your...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/261514031/tumblr_ktup0j9clg1qzzuoq&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I like Chinese&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They only come up to your knees…”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sort of like me :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261514031</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261514031</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:14:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I really just need to laminate a copy of this and firmly affix...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuok2zHxT1qzzuoqo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I really just need to laminate a copy of this and firmly affix it to my desk. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261502424</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261502424</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:04:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m more of a Humanist but I like this anyway.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuoesSEH21qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m more of a Humanist but I like this anyway.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261498795</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261498795</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:01:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Actually trying to do something artistic this evening and found...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktulmmdLmo1qzzuoqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Actually trying to do something artistic this evening and found some great inspiration. This is crappity quality (yes, that is REAL technical jargon that I learned from art skoolz) but I completely love it and would love to redo it and make it totally kick ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Leanne!!!!! I need your skillz for this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261431035</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261431035</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:01:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Now this is a ribbon I can totally get behind. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktujdjwik61qzzuoqo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Now this is a ribbon I can totally get behind. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261378928</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/261378928</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:12:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>redcloud:

slackmo:

(via mediadrome)


What a lovely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrr1iW6j11qzgqrfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://redcloud.tumblr.com/post/260829941/slackmo-via-mediadrome" target="_blank"&gt;redcloud&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://slackmo.tumblr.com/post/260799878/via-mediadrome" target="_blank"&gt;slackmo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://mediadrome.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mediadrome&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What a lovely pic…. my coffee is so lacking now….must go refresh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/260951221</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/260951221</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:11:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jamiek:

Medieval Tron

PURE AWESOME WINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthi23Bk9i1qzookao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jamietie.com/post/258420444/medieval-tron" target="_blank"&gt;jamiek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Neatorama/~3/gahSEzK9VQ0/" target="_blank"&gt;Medieval Tron&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;PURE AWESOME WINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258421075</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258421075</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:09:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>So where am I supposed to get my books at????</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq7c24see1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So where am I supposed to get my books at????&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258413759</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258413759</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:02:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t know why I still find this so damn funny but I do....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq79eSliB1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t know why I still find this so damn funny but I do. So there :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258412207</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258412207</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Good to know that I can have yet another back up plan should...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq6bh1Yps1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good to know that I can have yet another back up plan should this whole extended foray into higher education doesn’t work out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258392357</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258392357</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:40:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>May all of your turkey days be filled with booze and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq65tJxBw1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;May all of your turkey days be filled with booze and bacon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hugs-n-love to you all — Sara&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258389046</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258389046</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:37:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>778:

Akira, ‘09nov25. (via pouryourheartintoit)

Beautiful Abby...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktq4qsc8RU1qz5dg8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://778.tumblr.com/post/258360627/akira-09nov25-via-pouryourheartintoit" target="_blank"&gt;778&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/4133595906/" target="_blank"&gt;Akira, ‘09nov25.&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/" target="_blank"&gt;pouryourheartintoit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Beautiful Abby there!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258385266</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/258385266</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:33:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jonathaneunice:

I need a refresher on Tumblr days. What’s the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqvugFYn81qz63jxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonathaneunice.tumblr.com/post/236105142/i-need-a-refresher-on-tumblr-days-whats-the-day" target="_blank"&gt;jonathaneunice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I need a refresher on Tumblr days. What’s the day where we post things that are weirdly between &lt;i&gt;sexy&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;SERIOUSLY, WTF&lt;/i&gt;? Is this WTF Saturday?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="via"&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://qiring.tumblr.com/post/236012871/hawtness-the-women-of-wtf-legos-making-some" target="_blank"&gt;qiring&lt;/a&gt; : &lt;a href="http://hawtness.com/2009/11/06/wtf-girl-photo-legos-making-some-sexy-new-figures/" target="_blank"&gt;Hawtness - The Women of WTF » Lego’s Making Some Sexy New Figures&lt;/a&gt; : &lt;a href="http://hawtness.com/2009/11/06/wtf-girl-photo-legos-making-some-sexy-new-figures/" target="_blank"&gt;hawtness.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Wow, her fingers are creeping me out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I need to lay off the chocolate this morning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/236113503</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/236113503</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:38:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqzwnZehe1qzzuoqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/236073345</link><guid>http://hellonurse.tumblr.com/post/236073345</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:45:59 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
