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About Me

I am me and this is just a collection of stuff and such. If you don't like cats, body parts, or you have the inability to appreciate the fine art of sarcasm, they I may not be for you.

Blogs I follow:

1. A Dream Like Mine: jtotheizzoe: List: Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With...

   jtotheizzoe:

   List: Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With Science

   From McSweeney’s:

   She exposed me to excessive ultraviolet radiation, which gave me terrible cataracts.

   She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet.

   She launched well-targeted projectiles at my eyes,…

   (Source: jtotheizzoe)

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