Mouse Unicorn vz. Ninja Chicken Snatch

I'm Sara/Hello_Nurse and this is the stuff that makes me laugh, giggle, snort, chuckle, and sometimes use my brain on occasion. Mostly it's stuff that makes me sit here and scratch my head in WTF wonder.
blanddiva11:

itsapinkbear:

melapoo:

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some kind of awesome

Kick Asss is what this is!  Love it and love the movie. It’s one of my all time favorites. Even wrote a 15 page paper comparing and contrasting it with Modern Times back in my first college run. Wish I had this poster

blanddiva11:

itsapinkbear:

melapoo:

(via ghost-train)

some kind of awesome

Kick Asss is what this is!  Love it and love the movie. It’s one of my all time favorites. Even wrote a 15 page paper comparing and contrasting it with Modern Times back in my first college run. Wish I had this poster

Where will it be?

I have just let the cat lick up the remains of my late breakfast after he harassed me the whole time I was eating it.

Where will his thank you hurl be in just a little bit? Somewhere where I will hear him and see it or somewhere I won’t hear him but will surely step in the middle of it?

I found the culpret! 
I was unsure who would steal ‘em but I think those are my neighbors truck nuts.

I found the culpret!

I was unsure who would steal ‘em but I think those are my neighbors truck nuts.

Oh sweet Lord…. Look at the steaks on that fella!

Oh sweet Lord…. Look at the steaks on that fella!

YAY!! Look who wants to tag along for the Nachos!!  (via this page)

YAY!! Look who wants to tag along for the Nachos!!  (via this page)

OMG! An All-you-can-eat Nacho Buffet??
Is this heaven?

OMG! An All-you-can-eat Nacho Buffet??

Is this heaven?

Logan! where is your epidermis?

atsirhc:

when you ask @Hello_Nurse’s 4yr old where his epidermis is, he raises his arm and points to his arm pit.

tonight, after dinner, i asked him to show me his epidermis. he raised his left arm and pointed to his armpit.

he raised his right arm, pointed to his armpit and said - “BUT THIS ONE IS MORE STINKY

Beren told us all about Harriet Tubman with an abundance of confidence as well as knowledge.

Julia drew amazing pictures of cats and i’m hoping i’ll get a new painting from her for my birthday.

i love these kids.

They love you too!

atsirhc:

Logan can krump.

Aunt Christa = Official videographer of Mr. Logan :)

His timing was perfect this evening. Logan totally delivers the comedy each and every day.

What I love is that he really didn’t like it too much and decided to actually eat the made from scratch spinach and chicken manicotti that I made for dinner :)
He keeps asking for this canned stuff but he never likes it.
atsirhc:

Can you tell daddy fixed Logan’s bowl of spaghetti-o’s?

What I love is that he really didn’t like it too much and decided to actually eat the made from scratch spinach and chicken manicotti that I made for dinner :)

He keeps asking for this canned stuff but he never likes it.

atsirhc:

Can you tell daddy fixed Logan’s bowl of spaghetti-o’s?

Pete the Cat by James Dean
I do not possess the proper vocabulary to tell you just how much I love Pete the cat and all the Pete pieces by painter James Dean.  I visited the A.T. Hun Gallery this morning to pick out a Pete print for my Mom. It’s her 63rd birthday tomorrow and even though she said to not get her anything there is no way my bro and I could do that. She is also a cat lover and I know she will love Pete too.  I ended up getting her the above print and one other that reminded me of The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, her favorite writer.   I hope she likes them :)

Pete the Cat by James Dean

I do not possess the proper vocabulary to tell you just how much I love Pete the cat and all the Pete pieces by painter James Dean.  I visited the A.T. Hun Gallery this morning to pick out a Pete print for my Mom. It’s her 63rd birthday tomorrow and even though she said to not get her anything there is no way my bro and I could do that. She is also a cat lover and I know she will love Pete too.  I ended up getting her the above print and one other that reminded me of The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, her favorite writer.   I hope she likes them :)

Ziegfeld girl

Ziegfeld girl